But in case you can't tell, none of those are really ringing endorsements, are they? They're not things on which to build a film. Thor 2 is a good movie. It's fine. It's nothing special, but it's not bad.
Except for one thing. One tiny inconsequential (to most people) thing. It's not nearly as feminist as its predecessor.
Now, you may be staring at me weirdly right now, because that's a bit of a specific nitpick. And I don't disagree with you. I am being very picky here. But I don't feel like I'm wrong either. The first Thor is, for all that we really weren't expecting it, a very feminist movie. It has a lot of female characters, who don't just interact, they have deep relationships with each other. The women aren't entirely focused on male characters either. I mean, some are, but mostly, they have their own crap going on. They aren't just there to flesh out the love story or to make sure that character A gets to plot point B. They're there because they matter. And they're all awesome.
So, with that in mind, let's talk about Thor 2. Like I said in the beginning, it's not a bad movie, exactly, it's just not as good as I wanted it to be. Which is, in a weird way, a compliment and a critique.SPOILERS from here on out.
The movie takes place not long after The Avengers finishes. Loki (Tom Hiddleston) has been brought back to Asgard to answer for his crimes, and the punishment is life imprisonment. Odin (Anthony Hopkins) flat out tells him that if it weren't for Frigga's (Rene Russo) imploring, Loki would be dead. Loki, who seems to have a suicidal streak at the moment, is sad to hear that he won't ever get to see his mother again, but less sad that he got to piss of Odin, because what is Loki without his daddy issues?
Meanwhile, Thor (Chris Hemsworth) is off pacifying the nine realms, all of whom fell into disorder because apparently they are incapable of ruling themselves without Asgard's help. Which was kind of weird and imperialistic. I mean, are we supposed to assume that literally every planet needs Asgard's help or they will devolve into civil war? That would be insane. And I doubt it's true. But, whatever.
Anyway, Thor, Sif (Jaimie Alexander), and the Warriors Three manage to bring peace to the nine realms, and go home to party. But at the party, Thor isn't super into it. He misses Jane (Natalie Portman), his astrophysicist honey, despite not having seen her in two years. Odin councils Thor to take a more Asgardian bride, like Sif. Sif seems up for it, but Thor isn't, instead going to Heimdall (Idris Elba), so that he can Bifrost-stalk Jane. But, weirdly, Heimdall can't see Jane anymore. That can't be good.
Back on Earth, Jane has been moping around missing Thor, going on disastrous dates with Chris O'Dowd (who is spectacular) and generally annoying Darcy (Kat Dennings). That is until they get a weird gravitational reading in an abandoned warehouse that leads Jane and Darcy (and Darcy's intern, Ian) to a set of gravitational anomalies - spots where the laws of physics just go nuts.Jane being Jane has to investigate them, which leads to her being sucked into another world where she's attacked by some weird CGI red stuff that goes into her body, makes her look like a heavy metal album cover for a minute, and then leaves her looking totally normal, but passed out on the floor of the warehouse. She comes back out to find that she's been gone for five hours, Thor is here, and also she's being arrested.
A series of events occur and Thor takes Jane back to Asgard to get her checked out, because that red stuff can't be good. And it isn't. Odin, after a few moments of insane curmudgeonliness and also calling Jane a goat, identifies the weird red stuff as the "aether", a weapon made by the Dark Elves out of dark matter, to be used in order to bring destroy the light and bring back the dark. Because the Dark Elves are evil and stuff. But also dead, according to Odin's father.
Spoiler alert, they're not dead. No one is ever dead. These are comic book movies. No one is ever dead. Unless they're a woman. Then they're probably dead.
This is pointed on several levels - Frigga dies protecting Jane, and therefore the world, while dying in such a way as to spur Thor to want to stop Malekith even more and therefore serving as great character development, but also giving Odin a reason to have unreasonable grief-stricken moments of irresponsible kingship. Oh, and Thor uses Frigga's death to get Loki's help in hunting down Malekith. So I guess it's a win for everyone. Except Frigga. She's still dead.
Lots of other things happen in this movie, like some amazing antics back on Earth with Darcy and Ian and Dr. Selvig (Stellan Skarsgaard) running around insane asylums and downtown London, or all the moments with sassy Loki snarking about everyone and everything. There's even some nice Jane and Thor moments, with one or two Sif and the Warriors Three jokes thrown in.
But for me, the movie ends here, when Frigga dies. Why? Because that's the moment that I realized that I wasn't watching the same kind of film I saw in Thor. I was watching some regular, annoying male heroism crap that just pooped all over the things I loved in the first movie.
Allow me to explain.
The only reason they even gave her a moment of badassery is so that she could die moments later and we would mourn her death all the more. It's manipulative, and it's honestly not very clever writing.
In fact, it was just emblematic of the really deep problems all the female characters faced in this film. Far from being the strong, sassy warrior she was in the first film, here Sif is shy and slightly uncomfortable in battle. She needs Thor to jump in and save her. When a giant beast comes attacking them, she steps back and allows Thor to handle it. That honestly doesn't sound like her. And when Odin presses Thor to get married, specifically to her, she's all girlish and flirty, despite the fact that she knows damn well how Thor feels about Jane. What the hell, writers? Was it just too hard to keep her awesome?
Even Darcy, amazing, taser-happy Darcy, ends up with a love interest in this movie. Ian, in fact, seems to only exist in the movie to give her someone to kiss at the end, thereby letting off some of the tension. And I get it. Kat Dennings is hot and Darcy is hilarious, so it totally makes sense to give her a love interest, but still. What it does is make it so that literally every female character in this movie is concerned solely with the men in their lives. There is no female character safe from the rage of romance, and not a one who has something going on in her life unrelated to her romantic entanglements.
It's not that any of these changes (except for the Sif one) would really bother me in isolation. But they aren't isolated. For a movie with four main female characters, not a single one has any indication of a life outside of the male characters and their motivations. They are there to play backup and love interest. They have no lives of their own.
And, honestly, I expected better.
I also expected more of the storyline with the Dark Elves. I feel like a great opportunity was lost here. The Dark Elves actually have a very compelling storyline: they come from a time before this universe, when the world was darkness. Now that the light has come, they are dying. The light hurts them. For thousands of years they suffered and died, until Malekith found a way to save them. To, from their point view, save the world. To bring back the darkness is, to their eyes, just a restoration of the way things should be.
That it involves killing off all the races and people who came into being since the light began is the great ethical problem. Imagine a film that completely accepts and understands that the Dark Elves have a point, but posits that Thor must argue in favor of the continued survival of those younger races that only exist because of the light. Chris Hemsworth and Christopher Eccleston arguing ethical principles during an epic battle? Yes please.
But we didn't get that. Instead, we got special effects, too much CGI, and a lot of gun battles. No character development or complexity, just a creepy bad guy insufficiently explained. It makes me sad.
Also making me sad? I know he's the internet's darling, but I am genuinely and truly sick of Loki. I feel like I'm getting Jack Sparrow'd here, because the more of Loki I see, the more I wish I saw only a little. He is a character who works best in the shadows, only coming out for moments of revelation or to give a witty bon mot before sashaying off again. He does not work well as a character constantly in the camera's eye. He's kind of boring.I mean, yes, some of the funniest and best moments of the film came from him, but they all felt a bit much. Like so much had be contrived in order to get him out of his cell and onto Thor's team. He was funny, sure, but he really wasn't necessary. He didn't have to be there. We would have been fine without him. In fact, the story would have been leaner and more emotionally concise if Loki hadn't taken up so much screentime. It's mean, but it's true. Loki's presence made the story suck more.
Sorry, tumblr.
In a very real sense, I feel like this film, while still being a perfectly serviceable movie, failed at being a great movie because it incorrectly understood the success of the first Thor. The first Thor isn't a good movie because Loki is sassy or because the women are beautiful or because everyone wants to sleep with Thor. Those things are all true, but they're not why the film works. It works because it depends on a core emotional story about family and identity and the choices we must make. By reducing Loki to a sassy pseudo-villain with no explicable motivation anymore and gutting the development of half the characters, by killing off Frigga and making Jane a macguffin, by relegating Darcy and Erik to comic relief, the movie kills itself. It removes all chances at emotional depth, and instead relies on special effects and fight sequences to make you care.
And the result isn't terrible. It's not the worst movie I've ever seen. It's not even the worst movie I've seen this month. I saw it twice even (once by myself, once with my sister, who loves Thor to distraction). It's a perfectly okay movie. But it's not great. It could have been great. And, honestly, nothing offends me more than when something could be great, but it ends up mediocre instead because greatness would have been more work.
